Friday, December 05, 2003

yestersday i tinks i have a wet dreams....i dream tat my neh neh wass cheuking me off....i waked up with my hard-hard abiit wets...tanks neh neh!!! i love yu..i cheuk yu..!!!!!!!!!!

i are now hearing to: cheuk yu feat leslie cheung(deceased) - me against honk kong

posted by benjamin at 2:33 AM

Saturday, November 29, 2003

wahh, i just having one of those sailer competititions on yesterdays and i aer feelings verry verry tiring and hardhard from all those tough actions! wah! anything, i are also rather fustr... frutsa... frusa.. anger that my friends were called me SAILOR POON for no damn thing! so the judges thought my am names is sailor poon! roar!! i are very anger. but later my friends tell me storyings about their families, like brothers and sisters and moms until i hardhard and very happy lor! yayy. buden these day my mom tell me not to hardhard so many beceause it are not good. haii... so nowaday i must controling myself a bit a bit. she say once a while i want to hardhard then can.

neh neh! i missing you laa... the other days i saw a picture of you naked in one of a magazine i was loooking at. neh neh! i miss you! i wants to rub my hands on your manly musclular body! neh neh! i miss you! i love you! i cheuk you!! you are always in my mind. muakxzz.

i are now hearing for: tutak tutak tutiya - malkit singh

posted by benjamin at 11:23 PM

Sunday, November 23, 2003

hi low all my faithful Demonic Underlings. this are your beloved most yandao slave-master POON CHEUK YU. i are veryveryveryvery angrily that my manly handsome man do not gave me the actingtional role. now i are only have two hongkong dollar to last for 2 more year. never minds one. if i save n save n save i could lasted 2 year one.

this few decades (14 day) aven yen having been telling me scary pee-pee stories. i hear him speak i veryveryveryvery scarified lehhhh. den i listened until my brother abit hardhard. i always turned hardhard. nevermind loh. i hardhard until sian alraeday. let it hardhard loh. by the second ways, fear not my Demonic Underlings. i listen to westlife song UPTOWN MOMS i does not feels like hardhard anymore. yay. damn happily alraedy. horkay! cannot talking anymore. my mommy from hongkong just tells me to take bus to hongkong alraedy. i dunno my 2 hongkong dollar enuff or not. does not care alraedy. i just goes then if relli relli hungry then i bites my own hardhard loh. BYEBYE DOR CHENG DIU LEI HUM GALING NABEH KAU TIU KAU PEH KAU BU.

i are hearing to... MY MOM ASKING ME TO TAKE BUS 196 TO HONGKONG.

posted by benjamin at 9:51 AM

Monday, October 20, 2003

i are gone to becomes a hugely humongus star cheuk cheuk!!! i gets spottedly in town with my goodgood frens.
one handsome man COME DOWN to cheuk and askes me if i cann becomes his next superstar!
i are very very very very very scares that he finded out my names is cheuk yu. so i puts my name as roger poon. fook ur family laa . my frens sabo until he also knowed that my name are cheuk yu. super dooper hyper ultra omega embaressingh for me la. that manly handsome man also laughing at me like crazy la. buden never minds because i looks into his eyes i also turns abit hardhard. NO! CANNOT! can onli be hardhard when thinkings about my deer brothers and sisters back in motherland HIONG KOHNG! haha but then my eyecandy sayed that i are very high chancing of got the actingtional role. i are really really happy. and yandao

i are hearing and shuffing my earplugs hearing to: Ping Pong Kai Kah Kay - Diu Lei Kid Dez.

posted by benjamin at 6:58 AM

Saturday, October 04, 2003

You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.


What kind of kiss are you?
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YAY!

posted by benjamin at 1:54 AM

Friday, October 03, 2003

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, skulking through the candy store! It is Poon Cheuk Yu, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She roars gutterally: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape like a sentient bulldozer!"

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posted by benjamin at 9:53 AM

Friday, September 19, 2003

hey guy i has just finded out that all my bodily part are actually representinglying something...
i has:
armpit of youth and enthusiasm
nostril hair of great integrity and righteousness
eyebrows of great foresight
fringe of wisdom
tail of knowledge
hands of unjustifiable lust
penis of truth and equality
fore(head)skin of great composure
sideburns of masculinity
feet of odour(chinese they say atheletic's foot as hong kong foot,aka xiang kang jiao)
teeth of decay and orange-ness
rectum of peace and freedom
brains of paranoia and english vocab power
adam's apple of feminity
testicles of inequality
scrotum of annihilation (i stress that this is pronounced as err-nee-hee-lay-tion)
nipples of torment and torture
big intestines of chaos and destruction
colon of perpetual bliss
toenails of.... errr.... PURE DIRT!

ok ok i are tired from all this alraedy. i are going to put my body in the bed to take bus to dreamlands alraedy la.. i hopes to see motherlands and my fellow sibling. ROARRRRR-jer!!! -___-

posted by benjamin at 10:08 PM