MY NAME IS POON CHEUK YU... *roger... -____-|||

2003-12-05T02:33:00.000-08:00

yestersday i tinks i have a wet dreams....i dream tat my neh neh wass cheuking me off....i waked up with my hard-hard abiit wets...tanks neh neh!!! i love yu..i cheuk yu..!!!!!!!!!!

i are now hearing to: cheuk yu feat leslie cheung(deceased) - me against honk kong

2003-11-29T23:23:00.000-08:00

wahh, i just having one of those sailer competititions on yesterdays and i aer feelings verry verry tiring and hardhard from all those tough actions! wah! anything, i are also rather fustr... frutsa... frusa.. anger that my friends were called me SAILOR POON for no damn thing! so the judges thought my am names is sailor poon! roar!! i are very anger. but later my friends tell me storyings about their families, like brothers and sisters and moms until i hardhard and very happy lor! yayy. buden these day my mom tell me not to hardhard so many beceause it are not good. haii... so nowaday i must controling myself a bit a bit. she say once a while i want to hardhard then can.

neh neh! i missing you laa... the other days i saw a picture of you naked in one of a magazine i was loooking at. neh neh! i miss you! i wants to rub my hands on your manly musclular body! neh neh! i miss you! i love you! i cheuk you!! you are always in my mind. muakxzz.

i are now hearing for: tutak tutak tutiya - malkit singh

2003-11-23T09:51:00.000-08:00

hi low all my faithful Demonic Underlings. this are your beloved most yandao slave-master POON CHEUK YU. i are veryveryveryvery angrily that my manly handsome man do not gave me the actingtional role. now i are only have two hongkong dollar to last for 2 more year. never minds one. if i save n save n save i could lasted 2 year one.

this few decades (14 day) aven yen having been telling me scary pee-pee stories. i hear him speak i veryveryveryvery scarified lehhhh. den i listened until my brother abit hardhard. i always turned hardhard. nevermind loh. i hardhard until sian alraeday. let it hardhard loh. by the second ways, fear not my Demonic Underlings. i listen to westlife song UPTOWN MOMS i does not feels like hardhard anymore. yay. damn happily alraedy. horkay! cannot talking anymore. my mommy from hongkong just tells me to take bus to hongkong alraedy. i dunno my 2 hongkong dollar enuff or not. does not care alraedy. i just goes then if relli relli hungry then i bites my own hardhard loh. BYEBYE DOR CHENG DIU LEI HUM GALING NABEH KAU TIU KAU PEH KAU BU.

i are hearing to... MY MOM ASKING ME TO TAKE BUS 196 TO HONGKONG.

2003-10-20T06:58:00.000-07:00

i are gone to becomes a hugely humongus star cheuk cheuk!!! i gets spottedly in town with my goodgood frens.
one handsome man COME DOWN to cheuk and askes me if i cann becomes his next superstar!
i are very very very very very scares that he finded out my names is cheuk yu. so i puts my name as roger poon. fook ur family laa . my frens sabo until he also knowed that my name are cheuk yu. super dooper hyper ultra omega embaressingh for me la. that manly handsome man also laughing at me like crazy la. buden never minds because i looks into his eyes i also turns abit hardhard. NO! CANNOT! can onli be hardhard when thinkings about my deer brothers and sisters back in motherland HIONG KOHNG! haha but then my eyecandy sayed that i are very high chancing of got the actingtional role. i are really really happy. and yandao

i are hearing and shuffing my earplugs hearing to: Ping Pong Kai Kah Kay - Diu Lei Kid Dez.

2003-10-04T01:54:00.000-07:00

You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.

What kind of kiss are you?
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YAY!

2003-10-03T09:53:00.000-07:00

2003-09-19T22:08:00.000-07:00

hey guy i has just finded out that all my bodily part are actually representinglying something...
i has:
armpit of youth and enthusiasm
nostril hair of great integrity and righteousness
eyebrows of great foresight
fringe of wisdom
tail of knowledge
hands of unjustifiable lust
penis of truth and equality
fore(head)skin of great composure
sideburns of masculinity
feet of odour(chinese they say atheletic's foot as hong kong foot,aka xiang kang jiao)
teeth of decay and orange-ness
rectum of peace and freedom
brains of paranoia and english vocab power
adam's apple of feminity
testicles of inequality
scrotum of annihilation (i stress that this is pronounced as err-nee-hee-lay-tion)
nipples of torment and torture
big intestines of chaos and destruction
colon of perpetual bliss
toenails of.... errr.... PURE DIRT!

ok ok i are tired from all this alraedy. i are going to put my body in the bed to take bus to dreamlands alraedy la.. i hopes to see motherlands and my fellow sibling. ROARRRRR-jer!!! -___-

2003-09-18T04:57:00.000-07:00

MOM: I LOVES YOU! *MUARZ!*

2003-09-18T04:52:00.000-07:00

hey hi hello yo whated up guy? long time no saw... i has been rather busy with schools lately... as of later, i had been study hardhard for my upcame pramortional examinetions... no time to comes bloggings often already... oh yes... do i mentioned that i had just been catched by my diciplinarinary teachers mr gur... i realli donno how comes my hair so preety then i still can got catched by him... i are seriously very angried by him lorrr... MOR FONG CHENG KOR KENG KAI MO LEI DIU LEI LOH MO!!!
sorry guy i just trying to let out my frustrate because i are damn angried now woahhhh!!! roarrrrr!!! argghhhh!!!! ANGRY!!!!
anyway NOWADAY i study so hardhard until i knows every single details in phywics... even the constants' value... but then sometimes i study so hardhard until my penis oso stand until hardhard... buden dun werries on that time i will sang the nation anthem and listen to westlife songs to let myselves go... DOR CHENG HA KEI MONG KORKOR KEY NEHNEH LESLIE SORRH GOR TAH...
oh yahhh i are damn happy i got the result of elisabathe swans!!! i think she are as yandao as meee...
pee asses: i misses u motherlands hongkong!!! one days i will comes back to u and then all my many many brother and sister will meet... haha i tinking of this den again hardhard alredy... okay dor cheng... byes guys!

i are heard to this manly songgg my friends intro me one they says damn cold
Dandy Worhols - Bohemian-Honkie Like You

2003-09-16T03:40:00.000-07:00

You are Elizabeth Swann! Everybody thinks you're
just the pretty daughter of the Governer, but
really you're smart, funny and a great fighter.
You love Will Turner, and you almost had to
marry someone else to save his life.

Which Pirates of the Carribean character are you?
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yay!!! i are really truely madly deeply (by savagedgarden -______-|||) loveing she lor!! i thinks she am the second most yandao person in the universal!! wahh, i very happy to see that i has been chose by the for test to be the one who am she!!

2003-09-15T05:46:00.000-07:00

-Motherly- You're the motherly type. You love to
take care of the one you love, and generally
you can be a bit overprotective and possessive,
but you know, that isn't always such a bad
thing. At least you'll be a good MOM in the
future.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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2003-09-08T10:12:00.000-07:00

sweat

Blood, Sweat, and Tears
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sigh. i think those am true. sometime, i just wants to making people happy laa... i wishes you guy will understanding me more weller next times. i doesn't care if you thinking i are not yandao or something like those, as long as i are makes yu happiness.

listening to: britney spears - born to cheuk yu happy

2003-09-08T06:13:00.000-07:00

hey guy... i are writing this for hunk kong!! i are in hunk kong now!! wahh, i very happy to be backing in my homeland laa.. those days where i sleeped inside my grandmom's lap and she call me 'ah ngao... ah ngao...' i remember those days even better now since i are in hunk kong. todays i had went to the biggest mall in hunk kong! yay! here they sells many thing like fish and vegetable. my mom and her son )mine( buys lots of fishes for us to eating for dinner. and also i goes to the hunk kong night sex market, where they not only sells fish and vegetables, but girl too! wahh... at first i very shy laa... but then the girls all am seeing that i are yandao and they wants me to raping them i think! so i went laa... but my mom doesn't knows...

TO MOM: mom, i are no longer virgins. hope you doesn't annihilate me for those.

wahh, in the afternoon time i am eating dim sums! they are great! my mom buys me mine favourite stuffs which am siew mai. wahh, i eat a lot of they. and then after that i thinks i feeling my tummy painful. so i went to the toilets and letted out the smelly demons. wahh, i very happy that my friends are not here to disturbing me or to take photo of my and to paste on those internets. so i enjoyingly let out the smelly demons with no one for disturbing my. wahh... tomorrow i are coming back to singapore. i damn happy to go back to seeing my friends. but i doesn't want to leave hunk kong laa... here are where all mine happy thoughts are to be. this am my homeland laa... wahh, but at least i can going back next time again and experiencing all mine happiness times again! yay! guys, see you back in singapore! muah! i love yu! i cheuk yu!!!

i are listening to: hunk kong national anthem performing by robert koo cheung ho.

2003-08-26T03:38:00.000-07:00

today some of a us in class who were catched for doing somethings wrongly (including mine -_______-|||) was given our punishments. after our gp classes, we went to the outside the school office to stand here for one whole periods. woah lao... i doesn't like it laa... i was felt the smelly demons trying to forces their ways outside of my backside, but i uses all my strength and determination to keep them inside for one period. woahh... i cannot tahan lorr... then i was made to angry when my frewn was being scolded by someone. then in my very anger feeling i let out a farts which was damn smelly. but heng lorr... nobody noticing.

i also are happy today for some other reasons. i has teach my friend ballack some cantonis. i very happy to share my world of hunk kong culture to my dear friends... yay! i are teach him to say thank yu in two different way. 1) when peoples are for give you a presents or something like those, yu must say 'doe cheng'. and b) when peoples are helps for to you then yu must say 'mm koi' wahh... it is very shiok to let people knows abouting my diversity culture and backgrounds. i think i am making proud for my other honkies by doing so. yay! tomorrow i shall teach my other friends to say 'keep off my second ruler' and 'scratch those grass' in cantonis, which is two of the most weller knowns phrases. thanks, and cheuks.

I AM NOT HEARING TO... MUAH :HOW TO CLEAN YOUR BACKSIDE IN 60 SECONDS.

2003-08-23T09:27:00.000-07:00

I are GAY,
I like to lay naked by the BAY,
Eat alot of HAY,
I'll do watever yu SAY,
Depending on the PAY,
So u better stay out of my WAY.

Gays(still pronounced as guys) arlo!!! how is yu all doing??i had try to rimes..Hopes Yu Likes it...To dose whom think this are outta point,never mind yu...just visit muah newly updated photos link.sanks!!!
NOW I AM HEARING TO:HONKY ALL-STARS-THE SARS RAP!!! sars is the virus i just want to minus.......

2003-08-22T09:12:00.000-07:00

MOM: harlow all the loyal friends of my cute sonny cheukyyy yuuuu... im glading all u guys dont minding calling my son by his real name... instead of roger... i am also very happying to knowing that so many many girl like my cute baby darling sonny cheuk cheuk poon poon chucky cheuk. as all of u all might knowing, he were new to majulah sinkarpuhrah.. he were imported here thru DHL ( DEMONIC HONGKONG LINES) and were sending to his uncle and auntie's place...
they happily taking care of my little darling sonny cheuk cheuk poon poon chucky cheuk up from the last timing i seeing him of 167.2cm to now a stun heighting of 169.232592cm. but then now my sonny cheuk cheuk poon poon chucky cheuk shud be a bit smelly alredy becos i hearing that family teeching my sonny cheuk cheuk poon poon chucky cheuk not to wiping his backside after passing motioning... i were really really happying that he growing up so much... darling sonny cheuk cheuk poon poon chucky cheuk i wanting to telling you that we were doing fine in hongkong... so are ur beloved many many siblings rite here... actually they were... but in order to be fairing i also sent the rest of them to the other partings of the world... kang and king i thinking are in sri lanka and afghanistan... i think they are doing okay... so far u are the only child i having that was still reported un-deceased. i thank all u sinkapariarns... i think that i shud also having sending myself in a packaging to there... but then i no enuff money for stamp so i scared i ending up in sentosa where i will never ever finding u again... pls do coming to visit us at this following addressing which is ur home sweet beloved sweet beloved tender loving beloved home:

666 honk kung street #06-66 POSTAL ZIP CODE 666-666
hong kong republic of china

PS please come back to renew ur republic of china visa or else we cannot be honkies anymore

MOMMY SEEING TO... IRON MAIDEN - HALLOWED BE THY cheuk cheuk poon poon chucky cheuk

2003-08-19T21:55:00.000-07:00

yesterday was me birthday....i were very excited cos me frewns promise to strips me!!yayy! to frewns:sorry for struggling when yu strips me...yu know i likes it when yu touches me!!*yumm* *yumm* budden i was enjoying its too much that i couldnt helps it..me think i was orgasing..actually i know i was cos i did the same thing when me neh neh(*sob* *sob* i MISS YU!!!) was pumping me backsides *arghh!!* *arghh!!*....
to MOM: mom i is 18 alreadi....i can now become a father..Yayy! my good frewns
live to their promises and strips me..they also kindly took a photos of me being stripped for yu without me asks them(-___-)..waoh i so lucky to have veri the good frewns!!SEE YU SOON MOM!!! say hi to mi sisters KING KONG and KANG KONG!!!i LOVE YU ALL!!
NOW I AM HEARING TO:OZZY OSBOURNE-MAMA I'M COMING HOME TO HONG KONG....

2003-08-18T06:54:00.000-07:00

woah i are very very happy now lorr.... my birthday are tommorow and my fwens promises to strips me... yayy!!!
i told them that i wants they to takes pictures of me get stripping so they can posted them at the HOTORNOT.com
i hopes that by the end of tommorow everyone will gets to knowing me... thinking of these i thinks my penises SER-DEE-AH again already... YAYYYYY!!!!!!
anyway gays(still pronounced as guys... -_-) , to thanking u all for being my fwens and saying CHEUK OFF to me so many times... i will treat all my good fwens to a treat at the nearest kopi tiam near jumbo there and treat everyone to ice-milo...
i are doing this because my mom telling me to be generousity in front of my good fwens... preferably a air-conditioning place... so i purpose choosing kopi-tiam so i can be obediente to my mom... :)

today i showing my wondefully england to my fwens... there are a phrases saying... " to low it price"... buden i dunno why everyone seem to be laughed at it... only dev ananth durai my gd fwen assure me that it were okay england... and he whispered to me THE WORD... "CHEUK OFF"... i were deeply touching by his act of gentleman-ness and manliness... i realising that these world is so full of loving... i love all the men!!!

I AM NOW HEARING TO... Dick Lee - Please Believe Im Not Gay

2003-08-16T06:22:00.000-07:00

woah today damn heng sia... i had a stomach pain during my stoopid chinese exam... and then i has to running to toilet to purges out the smelly demon... quite shiok man... i shit until i fills toilet bowl to the brim! guess i haven been shitting for quite a while... like 2 week? budden abit of the shit stuck on my underwears la... damn sian lorrr... haix... cos doing the paper that time then i thinks i farts too hardly lorr... then abit of the shit fly out of me asshole and get stuck on underwear then cannot wipes off wan laaa... heng i never lau sai lor... if not i will spend many many time to wipe my buttocks then no no times to do finish my chinese paper...yayy!!!
today i do not see HER-_- at the exam place... i miss seeing her zaogeng... i hope she next time spread wider abits more so i can one and for all see whether she are half man or not

TO FAMILY: I LOVE U ALL!!! I WILL SEND SOME PRATAS OVER TO HONG KONG!!! AND PA!!! ALL THE GIRLS LOVE ME HERE IN SINGAPORE!! THEY TELL ME TO CHEUK OFF... AND DEN MY GD FREN SAY THEY MEAN TO SAY THEY LOVE ME!! ACTUALLY I TINK I MITE MOVE ON IN LIFE AND SETTLE DOWN WITH HIM... I LOVE HIM AND HE SAYS CHEUK U TO ME... YAYY!!~

I AM NOW HEARING TO... KANGKONG & KINGKONG - I WIPE MY BUTTOCKS CLEAN AND SHINY (cheuked-out remix version)

2003-08-16T03:46:00.000-07:00

haiyah shit laa... i just founds out a pieces of bad new. there are some other one else that are trying to imperson me! heyy guys, the person who he thinks he am me and are pretending to be me at roar-jer.blogspot.com is NOT ME!!
-____________________-|||
if i ever find out who he, i hit him backside! and i call my pa! i tell him do something to him cos i just cannot take this laa... TO DAD: i'm sorry ah pa. i thought you doesn't know how access those internets?!?!?!?! i'm sorry ah pa, i will not fail you again. oh and ah pa, can you helps me unravel the mysteries of who are it that are try to imperson me? thanks, ah pa!

I AM NOW HEARING TO...ni zhi bu zhou zhao zhou - ah gua nek heng kah masturbate ngao ngao

2003-08-15T06:15:00.000-07:00

lemme tell u guys a little bit on me childhood history lor...
when me was just borne me wasnt given the name roger... so suay lor
sian so now me legitimate name is poon cheuk yu...
now since young me grandmama calls me ah ngao ( little cow)
cos me was born at the year of the cow lorr... cow pey cow bu man...
so ngao... i mean now... u gays(pronounced as guys) understand my story lor
anyway me birthday coming.. its at 19th of aug
please strip me that day... and buys me bdae gifts like CHEUKered shirts... CHEQuer... blank CHEUKS or stuff liddat
TO MOM: MOM IM GONNA BE 18 IM SO HAPPY!!! IM SO NEARING THE DAY WHEN I CAN GET MARRIED AND THEN CARRY ON THE POON CHEUK YU FAMILY LINE!!! BUDEN MY HEART BELONGS TO MANY GIRLS!!! STOP MAKING UP MATCH-MAKING SESSIONS FOR ME!!! HE IS YAN DAO AND SO AM I..OUR BABY WILL THERE4 BE YAN DAO ASO (-___-)...ASO I SEE MY NEH NEH IN HIM LOR ...LOOK MOM HER NAME HAS CHOO WHICH IS HONKY BASED>>WE R MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.HEH..I STRONG WILL BE!!!AND IF THINGS DONT WORK OUT,THERE ALWAYS IS AH CHOO...MOM:I THINK SHE LIKES ME BECAUSE EVERYTIME I LOOK AT HER SHE SPREAD HER LEGS FOR ME...YAY,THANK YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME SO HOT AND YAN DAO...BUT WHY YU GIVE ME SUCH A CHEUKED UP SURNAME??WHY LOR-ED WHY??
NOW HEARING TO ...Kelly Osbourne - Mama Dont Preach

2003-08-15T05:59:00.000-07:00

i have another this the confession to make i tink ....
1)I are Yan Dao
2)I are Hot
3)I are tall

to all the babes.....as you all know, i are extremely yan dao,hip cool and popular...i know that you girls cant help it,so i will allows you to calls me to calls me HUNK KONG. my siblings is KING KONG AND KANG KONG... both is sisters

I AM NOW STANDING HEARING TO... SOME HONKY- HONK KONG national ANTHEM PS after listening to this i think my little one also SER-DEE-AHH alreadyy man... yayyyy!!!

2003-08-14T07:20:00.000-07:00

i cant take it no more!!! i have to confess!!!
i am a gay...my lover was non other than leslie cheung... he was and will always be my neh neh...we were going steady for a few years then my boo wanted to marry me.. i love him but he wanted me to change my surname to his which is Kwok-Wing...u tell me,wat kinda of a retarded name is Kwok Wing??it sounds like cock wing...somemore i cannot disappoint my mother..i must carry the surname of mi family. my name is CHeuk Yu and my mother want my son name to be Cheuk Wee...i wont disappoint you mother!!i promise... thats y i break up wif my neh neh...he cant take it and he commit suicide..*sniff* *sniff* i miss u neh neh... i love you!!!!!! I cheuk yu!!!!!!!!!!never 4get u hor..byez...*sob* *sob*

I AM NOW HEARING TO:Ludacheurerereuk: Welcome to Hong Kong....
(remix leh)please listen lor!!!!!!
(neh neh i love yu but i have feelings for someone who is a girl..her name is Ah Choo..after seeing her zao geng i becom straight ..but dun worry i have suspicion that she is half man..not sure..will find out ok?? i will stare harder next time she Zaogeng jus to make sure..luv u neh neh*muacks* *muacks*

2003-08-14T06:23:00.000-07:00

shit the gp test today was damn damn damn damn easy man...
dunno why maybe cos i memorised the gp package 3 times over...
at the rate im going i think i confirm get 3 A Grades at the end of the year for the promos one...
if i dont ill castrate myself loh... yay!

shit my tummy seems to be getting bigger everyday... i think im expecting...
AH CHOO U BETTER PAY RESPONSIBILITY FOR UR ACTIONS THAT SATURDAY NIGHT!!!
I DOWAN TO BE A SINGLE-PARENT!!!
TO MOM: MOM I TINK IM PREGNANT... U MAY HAVE TO HELP ME TAKE CARE OF HIM/HER/SHIM/IT... -____-
i really doesnt want to give birth to baby laa.. but then i doesnt want to abort... painful mah... hrmm... guess thats it... i shall name him CHEUK CHOO

NOW I AM HEARING TO... Britney Spears - Im A Slave For Hongkong

2003-08-13T07:18:00.000-07:00

a list of my favorite NON-gay music entertainers:

1) Blue
2) A1
3) Backstreet Boys
4) Boyzone
5) N' Sync
6) Westlife

and i so so lurrrve justin timberlake!!! hes so darn cooool... i love the way he twists his body to the beat man... hes so damn hot!!!
and my favorite is BRITNEY SPEARSS!!!! avinash can guarantee that... although my mom says shes not good for teenagers like mee.... shes the best man!!! my fav song came from her!!! IM A SLAVE FOR YOU!!!

2003-08-13T05:31:00.000-07:00

haiyaaaa.... die laaaa....
ive not been eating so much buden realised that my damn tummy is bloating at 23.3786% each and everday...
i see it rising even as im blogging now la...
i do 3 situps everyday but it seems to be in vail
anyway i have to go do stuff with my right hand alredy... seeya folks! :P
MOM I WILL NEVER FAIL YOU! ILL GET A WIFE AND CARRY ON THE FAMILY NAME BEFORE I HIT TWENTY!!! :)

I AM NOW HEARING TO: Heng Kah Heh - Chuah Chee Kwa Mar Lan Si Bee Hor

2003-08-12T06:56:00.001-07:00

heyy, guys, can somebody teach me how to change the time setting on my blog? guys?

2003-08-12T06:56:00.000-07:00

sigh. i don't understand this world anymore... i can't take this any loongggerrrrrr!!!! = x

my life is screwed. my parents want me to return to hong kong at the end of the year. what the cheuks man. i doesn't want to go!! oh man... all those honkys and their accents... i'll kill myself before i have to go back to that hell hole. ok, i have got to calm myself down...

I AM NOT HEARING TO... tie my shoe - tai mai shue

2003-08-12T06:35:00.000-07:00

woah lauuu... today kena jagged by the whole class like mad...
the whole class pasted my pic all over the whole classroom full of computers...
now the whole world is going to know that my real legitimate name is POON CHEUK YU...
MOM I FAILED YOU!!!!!

anyway the photo is here for all you friendly peeps to cheuk out... hope you gimme good comments cos i think it was a rather nice pose... :)
http://community.webshots.com/photo/84877950/84878119qYrMTr

I AM NOW HEARING TO... Candy Lo - Zi Shao Zou De Bi Ni Zao

2003-08-11T05:02:00.000-07:00

heyy guys... this is my first blog entry. there will be more to come, i promise.

roger the slut.